Manchester by the Sea (2016) [5/5]

After his older brother passes away, Lee Chandler is forced to return home to care for his 16-year-old nephew. There he is compelled to deal with a tragic past that separated him from his family and the community where he was born and raised.

Manchester by the Sea...more like Manchest I had to Pee because I was laughing and crying so much that I urinated in my jeans and the stream leaked down my leg and onto the floor, gradually and narrowly flowing down the aisle until a theater worker approached me and asked me if I spilled my drink, and I whispered to myself, "yeah if I'm the cup and the drink is bodily fluids spilling out of my eyes and genitals as a result of being so emotionally eviscerated by this film that I've lost complete control of my bladder and general command over my muscles, including my tear ducts," and then the theater worker hesitantly started to wipe it up and, upon getting an eventual whiff of the liquid, gave me a look that spelled out, "I know this isn't soda you nasty ass motherfucker, we both know that you left me a piss and salt water potion to scrub up, you sad excuse for an adult."

-Eli Hayes